Kmina Panti. Boy- Agar Wo Meri Ni Hui To Me Use Kisi Or Ki Bi Nhi Hone Dunga. Kamina Frnd- Or Bhai Agar Wo Teri Ho Gyi To Sabki Hone Dega Na.

Pichli baar Ghajini Dekhkar Jin Logon Ne Sar Mundwa Liya the
Unke liye Hindi movie PK kisi Agni-pariksha se kaam nahi

Dosto.....
Akhir wo samay aa gaya jab hum
Subah uthkar jindgi ka sabse mushkil phesala karte hai
Ki aj nahana hai ya nahi.......................winter specia  

farmaishi geeto ke es karykram me agli farmaish lete h funny political jokes
Delhi se "Arwind jee" ki.......geet ke bol h.........
Sajna hai mughe Dharna ke liye

wife ko samghna matlap - 50 GB ka video download karna aur

49.5 GB download hone ke baad error dekhana

Sam: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
yash: main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon

sam Kaha- "I love you"
Girl-Mera Boyfriend hai
sam Kaha- purana jayega tabhi to naya aayega
OLX par bech de..:P

Ab ye afwah/rumors kisne failayi hai
Just after announcement OROP
Some opposition party leaders caught fever
Some hve depression...

MODI sarkar ke orop ki ghosna ka baad aab kajiwaal ko bci chahiya ki wo opor 1 (palate 1 Raita) ki ghosna kar de

Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na..... 

Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise kare ....

Hey, tera affair chalu hai & u hvnt told me,
chal jane de i can undrstnd. bt who’s dat?
Agar aise msgs mummy padh le to kitna mazaa aaega..

Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki tabassum k taqadus ki ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.

A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..

Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo janti He ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya docter ban raha hoga...

Biggest Joke on Doctor. . .
Dr. to patient's friend:
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to
hum isey bacha lete. . .

Patient's Friend:
Abay, 15 min pehle tou accident
hua ha