Boyfriend Girlfriend

Boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me bethe the. Girfnd-jaanu kuch esa kaho ki dhadkan tez ho jaye. Boyfnd-bhag tera BAAP aaya.

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.

Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking too.

Boy: Ok!

Girl: N going to the night club too.

Boy:- Yes..

Girl:- What else can u leave??

Boy:- The idea of marrying You

Girl: hi baby :

Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)

Girl: Are you there?? :(

Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)

Girl: are you ignoring me or what??

Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..

don't you ever talk to me again !!

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O :P

High Level insult.....

(^_^)(^_^)

Raghu 2 Anvitha:

Ur as pretty as a flower

bt

unfoRtunately

itz a CAULIFLOWER...

haha...

Boy-Cinema chale

Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?

Boy-No

G-Mera hath pkdoge

B-No,

G-Mujhe kis karoge,

B-No

G-To apni behen k sath chale jao

girls 1980 to 2011

1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh

1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh

2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI

2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt

2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki

tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P

Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.

Nxt day he askd abt d gift.

BF:hwz d bird?

GF:Very Tasty....