Bro 1: “D’you know that I have a journal? Like one were I write daily entries of what’s been going on in my life.”

Bro 2: “You mean a Diary bro.“

Bro 1: “Lol, no man, diaries’ are gay bro. No homo.”

Bro 2: “Oh, really?”

Bro 1: “Yeah, bro.”

***a minute later***

Bro 1: “So… Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?" 

Bro 2: “HAHAHA BROOOOOO”