Animal Jokes Where does fish keep their money? In a river-bank! When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse! Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers! What steps will you take if a tiger is running towards you? Of course big steps to run. Which is the strongest animal? A snail, because He always carries his house on his back! How do prawns and clams communicate? With shell-phones! Why would an octopus vs. squid war be terrible? Because they are both so well-armed! What fur do we get from a Tiger? As fur away as possible! Why does the ocean twinkle at night? It’s full of starfish! What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? An animal that can milk itself! Why oysters do not share their pearls? Because they are shellfish! How do fish without cars get around? Octo-bus! What is common between a tree and a dog? Both Dog and Tree lose their bark when they die. What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait at the buzz stop. What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Its shadow! Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because it will take too long to iron! What a dog will do when he loses his tail? He will prefer to go to a re-tail store. Why leopards can’t hide anywhere? Because they are always spotted. Do you know why bees just hum? Because they don’t know how to say words! Why the Teddy bears never feel hungry? Because they are always stuffed!