Q: What made the man fix his car horn?
A: Since it did not give a hoot.

Q: What really happened when uncle “Abel” passed away?
A: He just became “Unable”

Q: What do you to do to make notes of stone?
A: Just rearrange the letters.

Q: What can be drawn without a drawing aid?
A: Your breath.

Q: What was the umbrella that Louis XI used to carry in the rain?
A: Obviously, a wet one.

Q: What is the standard greeting of the lion to the other animals?
A: Am pleased to eat you!

Q: When do you put a watch in the oven?
A: When you want to have a hot time.

Q: What is the first step to getting rich?
A: Learn to shut up, as silence is golden.

Q: What did the little bulb say to the mom bulb?
A: I wove you watts and watts.

Q: Which apple has the shortest temper?
A: The crab apple.

Q: What does one call a bear with no ear?
A: B. (No ear)

Q: Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
A: Writing on paper works the best.

Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.

Q: What goes around a field but does not move?
A: The fence.

Q: Which is the easiest way to make a cigarette “lighter”?
A: Simple – just take out the tobacco.

Q: What happens when you eat alphabet soup?
A: You swallow your words.

Q: What made the boy from believing the tiger?
A: He thought it was lion [lying].

Q: Why do people always begin their journey with the right foot first?
A: Mainly because when you move one foot, the other is left behind.

Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you shut off its power?
A: It loses its cool.

Q: Why do storks stand on one leg only?
A: If they lifted that, they would fall down.

Q: Differentiate a greedy person and an electric toaster?
A: While one takes the most, the other makes the toast.

Q: Name an invisible baby drink?
A: Evaporated milk.

Q: Why don't scarecrows have any fun?
A: Simply because they are stuffed shirts.

Q: Why did the chicken hesitate to cross the street?
A: Since there was a KFC on the other side.